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Read here some examples of writing
and funny amusing humorous excerpts from play scripts by Robert Reed:

From the Christmas comedy script "Merry Penguins" 

CHARLIE:   That was wonderful!
ALFIE:   Flying is great fun!
MAX:   We even looped-the-loop and flew upside-down!OPENSLAE:   So, that was probably when Father Christmas fell out.
(All Penguins point to the sleigh in horror.)
ALL PENGUINS:   Oh, no!

From "The Back to the Past Guide to Great Scientific Breakthroughs" children's playscript

NARRATOR:  Previous designs for manned flight had involved a lot of flapping.  (Two strangely dressed people holding wings enter stage, warm-up like athletes, flap furiously and jump from chair, one after the other and walk off sadly.)  It didn’t really work.

From "The Christmas Miracle" kids Christmas play

MRS. MACINTOSH:  Now let’s say grace. Hands together. (Curly sitting one side of Stan puts her hands flat against his.)
MRS. MACINTOSH:  Your OWN hands.

From children's theatre play "Cosmic Pets"

CAPTAIN THUNDERBOOTS:   You’re a strange looking monkey.
JAY:   That’s because I’m a boy! 

From "The Real Pierre Pan" parody playscript

EAGLE G. (Gangster rap music plays)
I ‘iz the well minty boy from Staines,
My rapping will blast out yor brainz,
I dance betta than Adam n the Antz,
But me gran tells me to change my pants.
Aye!

...

PIERRE PAN:  I’ve just had an idea. Let’s see if the teachers can do it! Scrub the decks, salute the captain, and climb the rigging.  Wakey, wakey, teachers: it’s better than attending a staff meeting...
(If teachers get order right:)
ALL:  Hooray!
(If teachers get the order wrong)
PIERRE PAN:  Ooh la la, you not listening to the order.  But, we forgive you.

There are a few humorous lines in Robert's dramatic plays too: 

From dramatic community and professional theatre script "Gothic Tale"

LEONARDS:   I didn’t agree to the dying part!
DEVIL:   People rarely do.   

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Some playscripts by Robert Reed:

  Miguel the Monkey and the Cunning Lion

  The Real Pierre Pan

  The Back to the Past Guide to Great Scientific 
Breakthroughs

  The Christmas Miracle

  The Lost Eagles

  Guido Fawkes and the Gunpowder Plot

  Bollywood High School: 'Please keep off the grass!'

  St Patrick and The Emerald Isle 

  Lucky Panda's Chinese New Year

  Saint George, Alfred the Talking Camel and the Dragon

  Johanna's Walkabout: an Australian Story 

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